While you were sleeping

Sometimes enlightenment comes from unexpected places. My father, Mr. Filthy Liberal Scum Sr. and soon to be ex-resident of Florida, calls me tonight to tell me about some the shady shenanigans of  Governor Rick Scott. Apparently, Scott made a campaign promise to sell the two airplanes Florida uses for state business. It was supposed to be a cost saving measure because he can use his own, private, plane instead. How nice. Ignore the fact that this will be a problem for any future governor who doesn’t happen to be rich through multi-billion dollar Medicare fraud, the real reason Scott sold those planes is because his personal jet is not subject to the Freedom Of Information Act law. That means he can have anybody at all on his plane and he doesn’t have to tell us because it’s his personal property. He could have corporate executives on their discussing how he’s going to…