For my granddaughter Haley:

 You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames ~ I would tell you in person, but your spaceshuttle doesn’t stop here anymore.   ♥

How sad to see them grow up and grow away from you.  Being mobile doesn’t mean that grandma will be on the tour.  Maybe one day.

I miss her face!

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